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ARE YOU MUDDZZZ?

Post by takuhiro on Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:19 am

Another learning section from jum.
Enjoy the meaning of mats. LOL!



Macam Paham - I don't know what it means but sort of like "LIKE UNDERSTAND" from the kamus jubli Malay to English translation, as you know, my command of Malay is bad enough as it is. In English, its more like: Yeah righ OR riggggggghhhttt. So yeah... Enjoy the rest from an anonymous sender.

Gua [goo-wah] noun ¿ What some mats and minahs use to call themselves. Similar in using ¿lu¿ when referring to others. A legacy that dates back to the times of Mat Rocks back in the early 80s.

A common trick that can be played on Mats is to ask them to translate the English phrase ¿Monkey Cave¿ into Malay. The mat will then say ¿Gua Monyet¿ (I'm a monkey).

Mat [mat] noun ¿ To the rest of the world, the word simply means a Malay guy. But within the Malay community itself there is a growing disparity in consensus to its actual meaning. Popularly, it's used to denote a guy who converses primarily in Malay, as opposed to the more ¿English speaking¿ types. Favourites of the mats include tapered jeans, trucker caps and weepy Malay songs with sickeningly suicidal lyrics.

Matrep [mat-rape] noun ¿ An extreme version of the mat. In addition to the usual mat accessories, a matrep will also come adorned with tattoos and matching body-piercings in weird corners of his body.

Minah [mee-nah] noun ¿ An expression used to denote a Malay female. Derived from the popular Malay name, Aminah, which used to be all the rage some time ago. It was sort of the ¿in-thing¿ to name your daughter Aminah back in the 60s and 70s. In fact, legend has it that if you go to Geylang Serai market and shout ¿Hai Minah!¿ at least a quarter of the makcik population there is going to turn around and smile at you.

Picit [pee-chet] adjective ¿ When a mat tells you to ¿picit¿ him, it does not mean that he is trying to be cheeky (or gay, if he is talking to a fellow mat). It simply means that the mat wants you to call him on his mobile. What were you thinking?

Relaksuah [ree-lek-soo-wah] adjective ¿ Official slogan and life motto of the mats and minahs.

Sial [see- yal ] noun / adjective ¿ A full stop in every mat's sentence. Eg: ¿Tadi aku nampak accident sial Rabak sial Aku tak bedek sial Kesian sial¿ Translation: Just now I saw an accident (full stop) It was bad (full stop) I'm not kidding (full stop) Poor guy (full stop)

In its purest form, ¿sial¿ means ¿jinx¿ but mats have refined the art of using the word to include it at the end of their every sentence. Also comes in the more polite form ¿siak¿ and ¿siul¿ for those who do not want to sound too crude!
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Post by An on Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:38 am

cool info.
so freeeeeeeeeeeeeee 1

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Post by MArIoO on Sun Apr 12, 2009 3:16 pm

ahaha
KOTE - Cock
hang - You
ak - Me
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